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August 28 2017

zsnes:

me: hey tumblr i need you to post these things onto this blog at this time. is that okay?
tumblr app: oops! looks like the tumblr goblims work all gunked up! looks like somegiing went a little little fuck piss pee pee! uh oh and gack! why not cheese fucking pizza baby? oh yeah! looks like we did it! oh fuck and oh no! looks like the tumblr

August 27 2017

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patrickpants:

honeyed:

honeyed:

towerofglass:

towerofglass:

towerofglass:

honeyed:

At some point I was working on making an authentic looking old school lisa frank baphomet. 

And…….. Why did you stop?!

How many notes will convince you to finish?

@honeyed ummmmmmmm is 5k enough?

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED? I LITERALLY THOUGHT LIKE 5 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME WOULD CARE.

Yes, I’m finishing it now.

Reblogging with the finished piece. https://www.redbubble.com/people/creepygirlclub/shop?asc=u It’s on redbubble if you REALLY WANT stuff with this horrible unicorn baphomet on it. I did a version with nipples too but I haven’t put those on redbubble yet because IDK how I feel about unicorn nipples. 

this is so good…!

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japhers:

Happy Chemical Dating Sim Boyfriends, but now with full-body refs~

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igglooaustralia:

WOW. THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST GREEDY AND DISGUSTING THING IVE EVER SEEN AN ARTIST DO TO THEIR FANS OMG. Taylor is literally making her fans buy the album MULTIPLE times and also purchase merchandise just to get a “Chance” at getting tour tickets so she can boost her album sales and revenue. She really is a greedy capitalist monster

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succ-my-pandas-dick:

pr1nceshawn:

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

The New OrcPub: D&D 5e Character Builder/Generator

fictionaddictionbea:

Have all you Dungeon and Dragon players heard of Orc Pub? It allows you to easily and freely create a DND character. 

It informs you about each race, here you can see I’m remaking my Aasimar from a new game. 

It can calculate all of your abilities for you if that’s something you have trouble with. I certainly have a hard time. Or if you’re super awesome and can do it by yourself there is a manual way to do it!

Basically it just helps you go step by step figure out what feats you might want,  what alignment you might want, what comes items (weapons, armor, and gold etc) come with your character’s background and class. 

Did I mention its FREE?

Right now there is a kickstarter to help make a mobile app, but right now I can easily transfer this info onto my character sheet!

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marsixm:

theres a lot happening here

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thevillainofthisstory:

meow-the-betelgeusian:

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

@glumshoe

August 13 2017

julian-bashir-protection-squad:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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I get you

pepbut:

btw if you’re in seattle, there’s going to be a nazi rally in westlake, and there’s been a counter-protest arranged against it starting at denny park before moving to converge at westlake

if you feel safe enough to go then please do, but also try to bring stuff like first aid kits and stuff if it comes down to it. i hear the proud boys are expected to be there, so avoid men in black polo shirts and stay safe

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

Things I wish I knew when I started tumbling

gallifreyansquid:

karatam:

colsandbradders:

i am so slow

you can look at the posts on a certain day?

jfc

url.tumblr.com/day/2012/12/25 <- what you posted last christmas

omfg chRIST WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS BEFORE????

makes my fckn life EASIER

#WHY ISN’T THIS SHIT IN THE HELP SECTION

BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF USE IS EVER IN THE HELP SECTION

I MUST SPREAD THE WORD TO MY FOLLOWERS

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dryadrobot:

mitsurugireiji:

hey why does this microwave have Special Moves

What the hell is Chaos Defrost; does it trigger the End of Days

petbud:

kurochi777:

petbud:

i hope every nazi is brutally murdered

I hope that no one wishes harm or degrade some body based off there beliefs or appearance or race even if they have caused harm upon others

i hope someone punches you in the face

narwhal-noir:

orevet:

ardatli:

dispatchrabbi:

returnofthejudai:

oakttree:

vermiciousyid:

smallswingshoes:

fromchaostocosmos:

harleyismyhero:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

witch-of-the-diaspora:

definitelywicked:

mugglepolitics:

learningftw:

me-sorta:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

Remember the times where nazism wasn’t an urgent current issue. Like, a few months ago

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

am Jewish, can’t relate

URGENT ALL AUSSIES!!!

strawberryprincessofdarkness:

prinxiety-logicality-ss:

finnreyy:

i know!!! the stupid liberal government has decided on the plebiscite and even tho it’s a waste of money….. please vote!! IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE 18 BEFORE NOVEMBER 25 ENROLL TO VOTE!!! PLEASE DO NOT THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME AND SO MANY OTHERS!!!!!!! PLEASE VOTE YES ON MARRIAGE EQUALITY!!!!!! WE CAN DO THIS!!!!

HEY AMERICANS/THE REST OF THE WORLD WE REBLOGGED YOUR STUFF REBLOG THIS PLS

Additional: The reason this vote is so important is the Australian Government has decided that a ‘NO’ vote is BINDING. That means is a majority of people vote ‘NO’ this matter WILL BE CONSIDERED END OF DISCUSSION/NO MARRIAGE EQUALITY while a majority ‘YES’ vote only means that the politicians will discuss the possibility of a vote.

WE NEED ‘YES’ VOTES JUST TO GET THIS TOPIC DEBATED IN PARLIAMENT SO PLEASE VOTE.

ENROLEMENT TO VOTE CLOSES AUGUST 24. YOU MUST BE REGISTERED BEFORE THEN TO BE ABLE TO HAVE YOUR SAY ON THIS ISSUE.

August 12 2017

scotchtapeofficial:

birdfacts:

hewwo darkness my old friend

ive come to talk with uwu again

bighornerherder:

Dead Money team: The DLC is about letting go.. . letting go of your hopes of the Sierra Madre being what you thought it was, letting go of the treasure in the vault
New Vegas players:

August 10 2017

Update for Trump Voters

robertreich:


1. He said he wouldn’t bomb Syria. You bought it. Then he bombed Syria.

2. He said he’d build a wall along the border with Mexico. You bought it. Now his secretary of homeland security says “It’s unlikely that we will build a wall.”

3. He said he’d clean the Washington swamp. You bought it. Then he brought into his administration more billionaires, CEOs, and Wall Street moguls than in any administration in history, to make laws that will enrich their businesses.

4. He said he’d repeal Obamacare and replace it with something “wonderful.” You bought it. Then he didn’t.

5. He said he’d use his business experience to whip the White House into shape. You bought it. Then he created the most chaotic, dysfunctional, back-stabbing White House in modern history, in which no one is in charge.

6. He said he’d release his tax returns, eventually. You bought it. He hasn’t, and says he never will.

7. He said he’d divest himself from his financial empire, to avoid any conflicts of interest. You bought it. He remains heavily involved in his businesses, makes money off of foreign dignitaries staying at his Washington hotel, gets China to give the Trump brand trademark and copyright rights, manipulates the stock market on a daily basis, and has more conflicts of interest than can even be counted.

8. He said Clinton was in the pockets of Goldman Sachs, and would do whatever they said. You bought it. Then he put half a dozen Goldman Sachs executives in positions of power in his administration.

9. He said he’d surround himself with all the best and smartest people. You bought it. Then he put Betsy DeVos, opponent of public education, in charge of education; Jeff Sessions, opponent of the Voting Rights Act, in charge of voting rights; Ben Carson, opponent of the Fair Housing Act, in charge of fair housing; Scott Pruitt, climate change denier, in charge of the Environmental Protection Agency; and Russian quisling Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State.

10. He said he’d faithfully execute the law. You bought it. Then he said his predecessor, Barack Obama, spied on him, without any evidence of Obama ever doing so, in order to divert attention from the FBI’s investigation into collusion between his campaign and Russian operatives to win the election.

11. He said he knew more about strategy and terrorism than the generals did. You bought it. Then he green lighted a disastrous raid in Yemen- even though  his generals said it would be a terrible idea. This raid resulted in the deaths of a Navy SEAL, an 8-year old American girl, and numerous civilians. The actual target of the raid escaped, and no useful intel was gained

12. He called Barack Obama “the vacationer-in-Chief” and accused him of playing more rounds of golf than Tiger Woods. He promised to never be the kind of president who took cushy vacations on the taxpayer’s dime, not when there was so much important work to be done. You bought it. He has by now spent more taxpayer money on vacations than Obama did in the first 3 years of his presidency. Not to mention all the money taxpayers are spending protecting his family, including his two sons who travel all over the world on Trump business.

13. He called CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times “fake news” and said they were his enemy. You bought it. Now he gets his information from Fox News, Breitbart, Gateway Pundit, and InfoWars.

More to come.

shitter:

shitter:

oh, chunks?

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